Into Battle with a Wooden Gun
Normandy (D.Day+6) to
Schleswig-Holstein
in Command of a Tank with a "Wooden Gun"
Firstly, about myself - I was born in London on 6 June
1923. Thus on D-day I celebrated my 21st birthday
incarcerated somewhere on the Thames Estuary enduring a total
incommunicado black-out , no letters, no phone, no travel.

Cpl. Geoffrey Pulzer with colleagues
from HQ 29th Armoured Brigade
I had the privilege of a public school education including a
period of army training in the school OTC, a subsequent time with
the local (West Hampstead) Home Guard before, when my age
permitted, enlisting as a volunteer with the Royal Armoured Corps
in December 1941. After training at Bovington Camp, Dorset in
early 1942 I was drafted to Brigade H.Q. 29th Armoured Brigade,
11th Armoured Division at Ovingdean near Brighton. I was
billeted in a Girls Boarding school (commandeered, of
course). An amusing memory was a bell push in the dormitory
marked "Press for a Mistress".
The 11th Armoured Division's training in the U.K.. was
geared to the prospective role of spearheading a breakthrough
following the securement of a bridgehead on the continent and to
this end we trained on the South Downs, the Yorkshire Moors (&
corn fields), and the woods & flat lands of East Anglia.
Eventually waterproofing our tanks in S.England preparatory to
D-day.
In 1943 I was promoted to Corporal and given command of a
Sherman tank with a wooden gun. This tank was earmarked as a
liaison vehicle at the time of battle for the artillery and would
be commanded by an artillery officer to observe and communicate to
his guns at the rear. This tank had to take on board extra
radios for this purpose plus a radio operator. There was no
room in the turret for the gun breech so the gun had to go,
to be replaced by a wooden replica.
Our journey to Normandy was quite uneventful - the crossing was
quite choppy and some seasickness was suffered by others. Our
landing craft safely deposited us on the foreshore at Courseulles
and we proceeded to our allotted area in the bridgehead around
Bayeaux. Some 10 days elapsed before the division was given
orders for battle which dramatically ensued with the already
documented fighting around Caen. The 29th Armoured Brigade
was very badly mauled by the Germans on Hill 112 and my tank was
hit on the engine casing by a mortar shell which dislodged the
turret and destroyed the radio sets. We in the turret , got
away practically unscathed - ringing in the ears, blackened faces
and obvious shock is all we suffered - albeit all our bedding
and personal possessions were lost. We were able to retreat
under our own steam to pick up a replacement tank a week or so
later (wooden gun and all!)
Our subsequent "observation" exploits with the forward tanks of
the Brigade were quite scary, being so exposed, but at
the same time memorable! On one occasion, to draw enemy fire
and thus expose their positions, we did a high speed run-around in
open country. We didn't draw their fire!

"Ready for battle" - Artillery Officer and his radio operators
with myself and driver.
The breakout of our forces through the Falaise Gap is
history and the welcome from the French and Belgian populations
lining the roads was exhilarating and memorable. My vivid
recollection was the enduring smell of Camembert cheese - these
were thrown to us but some, unfortunately, were not well aimed and
fell irretrievably through the engine vents.
The liberation of Antwerp is the highlight of my campaign.
I commanded one of the first tanks to enter this lovely city and
after some skirmishes around the park area, the welcome we received
was ecstatic but more about its lasting effect later. Our
stay in Antwerp was fairly short and the advance towards Germany
had to continue. However, in the event, we were bogged down
in Holland for the winter and at times it was pretty miserable
being stuck along the river Maas in cold, damp and muddy
conditions.
Good news reached us in December 1944 that we were going to be
re-equipped with new tanks - our Shermans had done us proud all the
way from Normandy. The new tank, the Comet was faster,
slicker and had fire power. We dumped our old Shermans in a
pound in Brussels and proceeded to Poperinge near Ypres (both
famous towns in WW1) to train in our new tanks. However
within days the Germans had mounted a fierce counter attack in the
Ardennes - the BULGE, which the Americans had great difficulty
containing. As a back-stop the British agreed to send the 29
Armoured Brigade to the area. In a great flurry of activity
and with sleepness nights we dashed back to Brussels, picked up our
old Shermans and rushed off to the Ardennes with orders to defend
any crossing of the river Meuse. I have a number of
particular memories of this Christmas time - it was terribly cold
with snow everywhere. I managed to have 3 Christmas dinners
at that time - 2 from the American forces and 1 from British army
stores.
I had one terrifying experience when we were descending into
Dinant, the weather conditions were extreme, the road covered in
ice and snow and very steep - our tank started to slide
towards the parapet wall and there was a vertical precipice down to
the valley below. The heavy tank crashed into the wall and bounced
off - what luck!

Relaxing with colleagues
The BULGE was contained , we rejoined the 11th Armoured
Division and proceeded to cross the Rhine and fought our way
through Germany, by-passing Osnabruck, Minden, Hanover, Hamburg and
on to the outskirts of Lubeck in the Baltic. I ended the war
in Schleswig-Holstein near Flensburg where we enjoyed some
relaxation, good weather and some superb sailing on some nearby
lakes.
I ended my army service in London - my mother was an invalid and
I was given a compassionate posting to the Pioneer Corps. I
lived at home but travelled daily to London to be in charge of a
working party decorating Knightsbridge Barracks.
The corollary to this episode of my life is that some years
later I met and married a Belgian girl from Antwerp. How come
you say? Well I told her how I had liberated her and she fell
into my arms! We visit Antwerp from time to time to see her
cousin, wife and family - he was a member of the Belgian resistance
in Antwerp during the war. Our visits also coincide with the
parade and service held annually in Antwerp in early September to
celebrate their liberation by the 29th Armoured Brigade . The
tank memorial is emblazoned with the divisional motif of
TAURUS PERSUANT ("The Bull"), in memory of those in the 29th
Armoured Brigade who lost their lives in liberating Antwerp.

Geoffrey Pulzer with Charles
Vanhandenhove, (a cousin of his wife) a veteran of the Belgian
Resistance